Parody Rewrite
Link to annotated opinion column: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1D_tV7ec0-abvdsF4R599zgNhkOyPA1aZGQegDG160Io/edit?usp=sharing Original Text: Tijuana declares humanitarian crisis amid caravan arrival Tijuana asks the world for help as thousands of migrants crowd the border town. President Trump was right to order troops to our border with Mexico to reinforce our overworked law enforcement officials and protect our sovereignty. For nearly 100 years, the U.S. Border Patrol has defended our boundary with Mexico against terrorism, drug trafficking and illegal immigration – three serious threats to U.S. security. The U.S. military and the Border Patrol have a history of working closely together. In 1989, President George H.W. Bush deployed U.S. military forces to the border to work in concert with the Border Patrol to strengthen our defenses against increasingly problematic infiltrators. Those who believe the president’s deployment of troops to the border was a political stu...